“it would be the realest shit ive ever done….” Yak2me

“….since the age of 12-13 we start developing weaponry attitudes,,,( u know going to the Haciendas with weapons,,machineguns,shotguns,rifles,etc as protection and hunting tools with relatives)” Big Al

” ….I also have watched a lot of Rambo movies so I am pretty sure I could take a whole fleet of pirates by myself with a machete and a 50 cal.” Kyle Parker

“Tango down off the port . . .” Alex Reynaud

“im a mean look’n motherfucker so people won’t fuck with us..” Paul Young

Wow! We are a bloodthirsty lot of Pirates and trigger happy Spearos aren’t we!
A buddy of mine sent me the somalicruises.com website a few weeks ago and it was all I could do not to send it out to everyone as soon as I got it. I was laughing so hard reading the testimonials and checking out the website as whoever put it together took the time to make it look legit. Funny funny stuff.
So I thought it only proper to use it for my April Fools post this week and without hurting anyones feelings I hope that all of you can enjoy and get a laugh out of some of the comments that people posted and at least now you know the kind of people we are diving with out there!
Over the coming months and years as I travel I’ll post trips that you guys can come and join me on and look forward to having each every one of you on the boat at some point to dive together and have a good time. I can promise you the Somali trip would have been a wild one but be thankful you never have to go to that part of the world. Africa can be a sketchy place and the pirate factor there is nuts!

You are a Mullet that may need saving


I really enjoyed everyones comments and it has taken me all night reading them over and over to pick ten of my favorites. As a consolation prize to not getting to go to Somali and “squeeze off a few rounds on the .60 Cal” ADRENO in Australia will be sending SAVE THE MULLET t-shirts to
Austin
Nolan
Nate Peerbolt
Paul Young
Alex Reynaud
Kyle Parker
Turyturbo
Big Al
Yak2me
A.Jay Flack
Everyone had some hilarious responses and now that you know that it is a joke I’d like to keep the comments coming so we can go back and check it and get a laugh everyone once in awhile.
If you you are one of the ten above and would like a SAVE THE MULLET t-shirt send your
name
address
phone
T-shirt size
to Robbie@spearfishing.com.au
If you need any spearfishing gear they have about the best selection in the world so check them out and pick up anything you need (with the exception of extra rounds for the mini-gun)

You guys had me laughing the hardest and put some serious effort into your responses.
So now that you all have been fooled, let er rip. We need more “Hate Mail of the Week”!
If you haven’t already check that Somali cruises website out and go back and read some of the comments again, it will put a smile on your face.

Everyone definitely keep in touch and lets try to put some trips together. I’ll be in Florida most of May and would like to try to get out on the water with some of you as the weather allows.
Happy April Fools!
Cameron

5 Responses to “Africa Trip Winners!”

  1. Nate Peerbolt says:

    Weeeeeaaaaaakkkk. I guess it just goes to show how sick a group spearos really are that we’ll fight for a chance to hunt pirate infested waters. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

  2. i had a laugh over it

  3. Cousin Blake says:

    What? Nothing for Osama? He was pretty pumped about the possibility of getting his grubby hands on you and B.

  4. Mitchell Campbell says:

    haha pretty sure they dont get any better ;) bravo

  5. Powerhead says:

    Now you really have to do it!!

    There would be a few waivers of coarse.

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